Never trust someone with graph paper. They're always plotting sonething.
Q: How do you find your dog if it's lost in the woods?
A: Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Did you see the horse that could balance a corncob on its head?
It was some unique corn
Q: What city cheats during exams?
A: Peking China
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A Gummy bear
Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I was accused of being a plagiarist.
Their words, not mine.
Q: How do trees access the internet for distance learning?
A: They log on.
Q: When does a car stop being a car?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
Q: Why do scuba divers always roll backwards off boats?
A: Because if they rolled forwards, they would still be on the boat.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide-and-seek league. Good players are hard to find.
I was really upset after my friend broke my favorite pen. He said, "don't worry, I'll make this write!"
Q: What is the best part about liking in Switzerland?
A: I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think "R", but it's actually "C."
No joke today. I would just like to say:
"May the fourth be with you"
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